The Trials of Little Brothers

The Large Fry has come to realize that over the last year his little brother Small Fry has become a permanent household item. This doesn't please him at all. Not even a little bit.

This is how Large Fry would like to see his home life:

Unfortunately for him this is how it really is:

***I would like to point out that during the middle of creating this post, Small Fry decides to take a leap off our landing and down 6 stairs to the front door. My heart has returned, my hair is grayed, and I'm pretty sure I pissed myself. I can't tell due to the massive amounts of sweat I am STILL producing 15 minutes later.**

So today has been a series of conversations about why Small Fry is here to stay. Some highlights include:

"But WHY?!"

"If I give up Santa can he go back to Edmonton?"

"It makes me cry when brother poops and I can smell it"

But I think my all time favorite was "Mommy..why do we have brother? You already have a perfect Pee Pie."

I didn't know what to say. I really didn't. A perfect Pee Pie he says. Can't really argue with the logic. I just smiled and said 'But I love you so much I wanted to share it with Brother."

"Well Mommy..sharing sucks."