Honest to doG conversation I had today with Large Fry
Large Fry: Mommy, I have a problem
Me: *not really paying attention* Mmhm..what is it Largie?
Large Fry: Mommy..I have pussy in my eye
*THUMP*My head against the refridgerator door trying to swivel around
Me: What? WHAT? What do you have?!
Large Fry: Pussy. I have pussy in my eye
Me: *Holding back extreme laughter* How..umm..how did this happen?
Large Fry: MOOOMMY! LOOK! PUSSY! IN.MY.EYE!
Me: OH! Pus. You have PUS in your eye
Large Fry: That's what I said MOMMY! Pussy! Ewwy gooey pussy in my eye.
Isettled him in front of Toopy and Bino. And then I laughed. Hard.