Does anyone remember these things? Making kids look UNCOOL since..forever. But Large Fry was having a blast. So I thought I would shake my groove thang in a hoola hoop. This is what was going through my mind:
Oh yes. That's me rocking that hoola hoop. The children are gazing adoringly while their mother sips a cocktail and hoola hoops in perfect time with her perfect hair and perfect makeup. It was a glorious image. I might have had on one of those 1950s dresses and heels. I was rocking that hoola hoop.
Until Large Fry talks. Remind me again why I taught him to talk? I was joking with another patron of the hoola hoop section.
Me: I hope my butt isn't too big for this hoola hoop!
Large Fry: Don't worry Mama! Your butt is VERY big enough for that hoola hoop! See Mama? See? It fits in the BIIG hoola hoop.
Behold. Large Fry's version:
Yes that is my digintiy buried beneath. No I don't think it's coming back.