About Me

My photo
Very Small Town. No really. Don't even try to look., Alberta, Canada
I am a stay at home mother of 2 boys. I try to keep total and complete command of this kingdom. I reign tall! But they are very are skilled little ninjas waiting to take me out at any available opportunity. You would think I would learn my lesson. I don't. Every day, I return. Everyday they kick ass.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

The Trials of Little Brothers



The Large Fry has come to realize that over the last year his little brother Small Fry has become a permanent household item. This doesn't please him at all. Not even a little bit.






This is how Large Fry would like to see his home life:








Unfortunately for him this is how it really is:



***I would like to point out that during the middle of creating this post, Small Fry decides to take a leap off our landing and down 6 stairs to the front door. My heart has returned, my hair is grayed, and I'm pretty sure I pissed myself. I can't tell due to the massive amounts of sweat I am STILL producing 15 minutes later.**



So today has been a series of conversations about why Small Fry is here to stay. Some highlights include:


"But WHY?!"


"If I give up Santa can he go back to Edmonton?"

"It makes me cry when brother poops and I can smell it"

But I think my all time favorite was "Mommy..why do we have brother? You already have a perfect Pee Pie."

I didn't know what to say. I really didn't. A perfect Pee Pie he says. Can't really argue with the logic. I just smiled and said 'But I love you so much I wanted to share it with Brother."

"Well Mommy..sharing sucks."











2 comments:

  1. Stupid ass pictures loading all small and shit. >:(

    ReplyDelete